http://youdontmesswithzohan.wordpress.com You Don't Mess With Zohan Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:26:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://youdontmesswithzohan.wordpress.com http://youdontmesswithzohan.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/memorable-quotes/ http://youdontmesswithzohan.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/memorable-quotes/#comments Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:24:17 +0000 largehadroncollider http://youdontmesswithzohan.wordpress.com/?p=5 ]]> Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!
Michael: It’s not that big.
Zohan: No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?
Gail: Usually he’s harder than trigonometry.
[Zohan shows Gail the gel that was thrown at the salon; Gail tastes the gel]
Gail: Oh, that’s Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.
Salim: [to the two women riding his cab] You are a stupid cow!
Zohan: I only be stiff for you.
Michael: What are you? Bionic?
Zohan: No, I only like the ladies.
Michael: Well, tonight’s our night for the Community Nightwatch.
Zohan: The Communism tight crotch? What?
Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb ……. and puppies!
Zohan: No!
James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone’ go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!

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